Top Ten Manliest Sports

Riley Dyer

In today’s world, there are many, many different sports. Just like people, some sports are better than others, and some sports are manlier than others. I have compiled a list of the top ten manliest sports in America.

10. Soccer- many people do not realize how physical of a game soccer really is, and so they believe it be for girly-men or “foot-fairies” and nothing could be further from the truth.

9. Wrestling- Many people might say that wrestling should be higher on the list, but I find it to be very weird. The outfits that wrestlers wear make me uncomfortable.

8. Motocross- simply put, riding dirt bikes is awesome. These guys fly over hills and around sharp turns, and the wrecks are pretty awesome too.

7. Baseball- America’s pastime. Any real man should know how to throw a ball and swing a bat.

6. Nascar- these dudes FLY around the racetrack at speeds of over 200 mph. That is every man’s dream.

5. Boxing- Two men going toe-toe, and beating the fire out of each other. A classic sport that has been around for ages, and will never get old.

4. Hockey- these guys are TOUGH. They fight, knock each other around, and send pucks flying at speeds of over 100 mph. Simply put, these guys get bruised up.

3. Rugby- Rugby may not be one of the biggest sports in the U.S., but watch one game and you will realize why this is so high on the list. It’s brutal.

2. Olympic Weightlifting- what could possibly be manlier that picking up a crap-ton of weight and throwing it around like it’s nothing?

1.MMA- The only thing manlier than Olympic Weightlifting is the wonderful sport of MMA. Two men, literally beating each other into submission; how could it get any better?!?!

So there you have it. My top-ten manliest sports. If you disagree, well, you’re wrong.